The Pumpkin Controversy: When Things Get Serious.

So, I have this pumpkin.

And today when I got back from class, he had a note taped on him.

The note read:

"Good job! You appreciate the pumpkin for who he is, without trying to change him, or to impress your idea of "right" on his fleshy skin. He is beautiful--some would argue more beautiful--just as he is. I hope you continue with this lesson and apply it to other areas of your life. Sincerely, NAAP (National Association for the Advancement of Pumpkins)"

So I replied with a note of my own.

I said:

And then, I carved it.

JERRY POTTER!

This is the Honors Life, y'all.