Sunday, September 23, 2012

New Favorite Website

This Random Paragraph Generator entertained me while not doing homework for a long time yesterday. Just insert a male and a female name (really you can do anything, but this is the funniest) and GO!

http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx

Some of the (more appropriate) highlights:

"A possessed onion analyzes Eden under the minister." 

"Malachai objects below the communal gnome." 

"William patronizes Anna next to the unable acorn." 
(Sorry, Will and Anna. I swear it was a randomly selected name. :-P)

"A confusing freak poses on top of the dumb pet."

"Should the cow exist?" 

...and then about a dozen others that taught me probably fifty new euphemisms this thing thought the world needed. Haha. Hilarious, but so bad. 




I challenge anyone to write/draw/create something starting with any of these sentences that actually makes logical sense. 

PS - Thank you Jena for enjoying this with me. :) 

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